musings of a hopefilled soul

–On Gilligan’s Island, the professor could make a radio out of a cocoanut.  Why couldn’t he fix the hole in the boat? 

–If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?  George Carlin

–Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

–“I don’t question your existence.” God

–Have you ever noticed …Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?  George Carlin

–Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.

–Plan ahead it wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

–Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom

 

 

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