Would you like to join …
The Yoko club? Oh no.
The German philosophy club? I. Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
The Arafat club? Yessir.
The Ebert movie club? Roger.
The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.
The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.
The Japanese theater club? Noh.
The quarterback club? I’ll pass.
The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey.
The Spanish optometrists club? Si.
The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
The procrastinators club? Maybe next week.
The Self-Esteem Builders? No – they probably wouldn’t accept me anyway.
The Agoraphobics Society? Only if they meet at my house.
The Co-Dependence Club? Can I bring a friend?
The Prayer Group? God willing!
[forwarded by Nancy Gale]
My Mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case you have an accident. But if you have an accident, your underwear won’t be very clean, will it?